* The (In)Compleat Index to the Almanack Archive

* Footnotes
** Capitalism
** Communism
** Authoritarianism
** Centralization
** Free Markets
** Government
** HTML
** Economics
** Sport
** Fascism
** Racism
** "Human Biodiversity" and Eugenics
** The Singularity
** Types or Late Binding
** Religion
** Boomers
** Why Lisp?
** Rust
** Cryptography
** Privacy
** Surveillance
** The Culture War
** Americans
** Europeans

* Arbitrary Enemies of Almanack
*** Jim Henson
    Because we stole the idea of arbitrary enemies from him (the muppets hate puppets for some reason), and because it's funny
*** Ben Franklin
    Stole all our ideas
*** Voltaire
    Arbitrarily banned because of the fake quote about defending everyone (also he was a total troll at our French salons)

* Saints
  Saints are people who would hate to imagine that they hold their position
  entirely by reputation, rather than the product of their thoughts, and also
  who we would like to avoid suing us, or even assuming that we dislike them.
** St Stallman of Ignutious
** St Eliezer of Yud
** St Anil of Trott

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